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Actually, I can related to that but usually I was the heartbreaker.

(I mean, the buttcheeks, not the anal sex fit) I only got a glimpse, after all…..

While we’re on the subject – is your ass actually tight?

Are you cadging free meals and rides from the office boys?

I’m not bragging in some power trip, I’m actually quite ashamed of it.

Get a load of this text game as it escalates to full on depravity. How come your facebook updates always make you look like a nutjob?

Background is: she was a five minute number close at trafalgar square about 3 months ago and though we’ve had some lively banter by text she hasn’t agreed to a date and she hasn’t “crossed the sexual rubicon” of admitting sexual attraction to me. Though my wife used to enjoy the occasional simulated rape. How many times have you masturbated in 2011 (and if it counts as the same question, what were you thinking about) Me: 2. [one hour passes] Her: Why did u suddenly decide that? Me: Since June 2010 I decided I will do only those things that interest me and not give a fuck. Make my life a hell of a story for when I’m aged 70 as a washed up drunk in a Jamaican beachfront dive. Her: I will answer anything come on u can ask me 3 Me: Met 1999, married 2006, divorced 2009.

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