Funny quotes on dating and relationships Uas freesex

As Ronan Keating has rightly sung 'Life is a roller coaster', life has its own share of ups and downs with some days being filled with bliss and others being so gloomy that nothing seems right.

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Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest." ~ Anonymous It is said that behind every successful man there is a (surprised! Adding a hilarious touch to marriage can actually improve the togetherness quotient.

Let's take a look at some witty one liners about men and marriage."The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. Marry a younger one." ~ Rita Rudner"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." ~ Anonymous"Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed." ~ Oscar Wilde"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!

We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.

" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?

" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex." She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. " Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. " A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Oscar Wilde"Women marry men hoping they will change. So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein"Why do men like intelligent women?Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." ~ Molly Mc Gee"Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying." ~ William Shakespeare"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

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