Chatrow girl - Dating one liners

You’d be the Chevy Chase circa late-’70s of your social circle, the one who could be counted on to say the perfect thing at the perfect time to make everybody feel a little less uncomfortable and silly.

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“Circumcision is popular because Jewish girls won’t touch anything that’s not at least 15% off.” – Unknown 24.

“The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.” – Unknown 25. “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper 46.

“Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.” – Unknown 26. In Seattle, they have a saying: ‘If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'” – Doug Benson 47. “I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.” – Richard Pryor 50.

“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.” – Unknown 27. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis 35. “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope 48. “The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.” – Lenny Bruce 51. “The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.” – Jay Leno 54. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” – Jerry Seinfeld 56. I haven’t seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.” – Joan Rivers 57.

The basic premise involves 24 women each season who vet a series of men to figure out if they’d be a good match.

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“My father is schizophrenia, but he’s good people.”- Stewart Francis 31. You just realize it’s not worth the fucking effort. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield 39. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana — mafia.” – Jim Gaffigan 40.

“I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina, but you will never get it.” – Unknown 32.

If someone backs out, then you’ve still got a threesome.

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