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2: Whenever you visit a bar together, no matter how stunning you look, their first glance will always be at the backbar.

If the bar has a poor backbar they will be depressed and listless for the rest of your evening.

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Then you will eat out and they will leave a crap tip because their tips are crap.

10: In fashion, both on shift and off, they will lean toward wearing more black than Johnny Cash at the height of his career (1960-1963) and only marginally less than a Hasidic Rabbi.

5: Other women will hit on them and they will reciprocate under the guise that all bartenders need to be ‘professionally single’.

6: On a sunny day when you wish to frolic in the park they will be hidden in a sweaty pit of duvet moaning in pain at the sunshine creeping through the window like the vampires of old.

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A directory friend of mine got life after 3 months of turned and.

You may visit Cuba, (Havana Club) Guatemala, (Ron Zacapa ) and France (Hennessy Silver Jubilee 1977) but you will never visit Egypt, (makes nothing) Cambodia (less than nothing), and Puerto Rico (Bacardi).

9: You will have at least six conversations a day about how crap the tips are.

13: Their sexual performance will be limited by a bad back caused by years of picking up heavy objects with poor lifting technique.

Plus who knows what effect years of living off pizza, KFC, the bars complimentary peanuts and dubiously coloured staff meals has had on their sperm count.

At last count there were at least eight weddings, three divorces, two children born out of wedlock, five children born in wedlock and four very happy same sex marriages as a direct result of advice from your’s truly.

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